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Pengu Dashboard

Free real-time crypto and NFT dashboard for the Pudgy Penguins ecosystem. Bloomberg × Dezeen design hybrid — cream paper light, warm near-black dark, deep navy ink, electric blue accent. Plain English over trader jargon. Every bearish read ends on a hopeful, evidence-backed pivot. Long-term Pudgy thesis as the always-available anchor.

StatusLIVE VersionV9.0.0 Cost to run$0/mo (free tier) AudiencePudgy holders + crypto curious

// What It Is

Pengu Dashboard is a free, public, real-time dashboard for the Pudgy Penguins ecosystem. Token price, holder count, NFT collection signals, brand-deal calendar, on-chain whale flow, social sentiment, news feed — all in one place. No login. No paywall. No ads.

The dashboard exists because the official Pudgy team ships products but doesn't ship dashboards. Holders need one. So Martin built one.

Editorial voice. Plain English over trader jargon. Doge, Pepe, Bonk by name where helpful. Every bearish read ends on a hopeful, evidence-backed pivot. The long-term Pudgy thesis — 5,000+ retail stores, APAC growth, brand strength — is the always-available anchor. No "to the moon", no "WAGMI", no em-dash decoration.

Architecture lessons compounded. Worker-side caching through Upstash Redis. CoinGecko calls funnelled through a single cache layer module (locked 4 May 2026 after free quota burned). Defensive JSON parse on every cache read because @upstash/redis auto-deserialization is inconsistent. Stomp-first KV pattern for slow async writes. Date never computed at Cloudflare Worker module-init — V8 locks Date during isolate cold-start.

// Recent Marathon (4 May 2026 — 15 Deploys)

e7ed5321

CoinGecko quota fix — Upstash CG cache layer architecture.

5247356b

Worker → worker self-fetch fix. buildSnapshot reads from Upstash, not HTTP.

4a5426fc

Timeline UX fix — default-expand all years, end marker.

30499682

Daily Intel Digest card on Home.

85a512cf

Honest macro-down copy, wallet $0 to real, holder count 1000 to 500K.

79b27bc1

Marketcap-comparison div-by-0, velocity/CEX 0 to real, price chart KV fallback, memecoin stale cache.

ceb8cc5b

Holder count v11 (correct field), null leak fixes.

30875ac8

LunarCrush replaced with derived sentiment, memecoin synth.

3d15f2a9

Sentiment cache poisoning fix, memecoin manual cache.

3956a994

Whales synthetic addresses killed.

a23aff28

Holders-distribution totalHolders 10K to 500K.

594b9482

Cache layer getRaw — TTL check removed.

1c1cdc25

Cache layer defensive JSON parse (HIGH LEVERAGE).

16e69a28

Holder count 500K cap busted (6 May). Pure cursor mode, cron-only, daily walks reading 535K+ accounts.

// Tech Stack

BackendCloudflare Workers (Hono + TypeScript)

Hot cacheUpstash Redis

Cold storageCloudflare KV (PENGU_SNAPSHOTS)

FrontendVanilla JS + Chart.js 4.4.1 + CSS vars

RoutingHash-based (#home, #token, #nfts)

Data sourcesCoinGecko · Alchemy · OpenSea · Etherscan · Solscan · Helius · cryptocurrency.cv

Deploynpx wrangler deploy

Cost$0/month (all free tier)

// New Builds Pending

1. Brand Pudgy Toys Retail Tracker (~4-5 hours) — Biggest remaining ticket. Walmart, Amazon, Target scrapers with new dashboard page section. Verified-not-built via grep.

2. Phase 8 Igloo Timeline Backfill (8-12 hours, chunked) — 100-200 historical entries from July 2021 through today. Manual research + curation.

3. Phase 9 Final QA + Ship v9.x.x (3-4 hours) — 20-point Lighthouse + theme/route checklist. Tag commit. Draft (don't post) launch tweet.

Caveat. CoinGecko free-tier quota exhausted until 1 June 2026 UTC. Macro factors render null until then. Cache layer is in place — quota resumes cleanly on 1 June.

// Live Status

URLpengu.naema.app

Version9.0.0

Deploys (May)15+

StatusLIVE

Holder count535,666

// Open Live Site

pengu.naema.app

// Locked Rules

node --check before every JS deploy.

Never compute Date at Worker module-init.

All CG calls through worker/lib/coingecko-cache.ts.

buildSnapshot() reads from Upstash, not HTTP.

null > 0 for "data unavailable" fields.

No silhouette images on dashboard.

// Code Location

            Claude Cowork MAC/Claude Ideas Brainstorm/pengu-dashboard/
          

// Verdict Feed

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